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Every February, across the world, candy, flowers, and gifts are exchanged between loved ones, all in the name of St. Valentine. But who is this mysterious saint and why do we celebrate this holiday? The history of Valentine's Day — and its patron saint — is shrouded in mystery. But we do know that February has long been a month of romance. St. Valentine's Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition. So, who was Saint Valentine and how did he become associated with this ancient rite? Today, the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred... read more © The History Channel® !

Your Junk Mail online team has prepared a Valentine's Day-Starter-Kit for you. We have looked all over the Internet and found the best (and of course free) Valentine's help. So come browse through the links we found for Valentine's recipes, Valentine's Cards, Valentine's Songs, Valentine's Videos, Valentine's Poems and Stories, and Valentine's Gift Ideas.


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Top-Ten Valentine's Day love songs

Classic love songs are more popular than modern chart hits for serenading lovers on Valentine's Day.

Record-your-own singing message service, ReVoice(tm) Singtones, revealed the top-ten favourite Valentine's Day love songs. Their findings are based on download data from the busiest week of Singtones' year, as people record themselves singing love songs and send them to their lover's mobile phone as a unique Valentine's Day message.

Top Ten Valentine's Day Love Songs based on Singtones' downloads:

1. just_the_way_you_are"Just The Way You Are" / Barry White / 1978


your-song2. "Your Song" / Elton John / 1970


cant_take_my_eys_off_you3. "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" / Andy Williams / 1967


eternal-flame4. "Eternal Flame" / Bangles / 1991


hello5. "Hello" / Lionel Richie / 1984


aint-no-sunshine6. "Ain't No Sunshine" / Bill Withers / 1971


bleeding-love7. "Bleeding Love / Leona Lewis / 2007


my-boo8. "My Boo" / Usher and Alicia Keys / 2004


stand-by-me9. "Stand By Me" / Ben E. King / 1961


close-to-you10. "Close To You" / Carpenters / 1970

Top Ten Romantic Movies

No matter what I can assure you that you will find a movie suitable for you on our list of 10 Most Romantic Movies ever!

  • the-notebookThe Notebook - is an all time favorite of everyone who loves romantic movies. This outstanding touching love story will surely become your favorite too…
  • dirty-dancingDirty Dancing - this movie is magic, something more than the ordinary romantic movie. Everyone who has seen Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze dance into our hearts in this movie will remember it forever…
  • TytanicTitanic (1997) - It’s something magic, fascinating and unforgetable about this love story. Leonardo diCaprio is the poor Jack, and Kate Winslet is the rich but unhappy Rose.
  • Notting-HillNotting Hill (1999) - An easy-going romantic comedy starring Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts. She is a famous star and he’s just an ordinary man, but the feelings between them are the same anyway.
  • Gone-With-the-WindGone With the Wind (1941) - This is by far the most classic romantic movie all times. Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh will always be remembered for their amazing characters in this movie.
  • GreaseGrease (1978) - One of the most famous romantic movies ever without doubt. This is a romantic movie with plenty of music, plenty of dance and lots of feelings.

  • pretty-womanPretty Woman - I am sure you all have seen Pretty Woman at lease once in your life. But even so, you might want to see it again!
  • Legends-of-the-FallLegends of the Fall (1995) - Legends of the Fall This is one of the most sad, touching but wonderful movies ever. It offers love, war, daily life and love and anger within a family.
  • How-to-Lose-a-Guy-in-10-DaysHow to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) - Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey are both excellent in this entertaining, amusing and funny romantic comedy.
  • A-Room-With-a-ViewA Room With a View (1986) - This is a beautiful and terrific movie starring Helena Bonham-Carter, Daniel Day-Lewis, Maggie Smith and other great actors. It’s a beautiful story about a girl who meets a guy, but will their love be able to survive?
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Valentine's Day Stationery

Sometimes the most romantic gesture is a simple love letter written out by hand. These stationary pages are sure to help inspire both you to write a sweet note, and will make the lucky recipient's heart flutter.
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  Valentines Greeting Cards
Here's a few greeting cards for you to print and send to your sweetheart, family and friends to show how much they mean to you.
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  Printable Valentine Gift Tags
Add a more personal touch to your Valentine's day gifts this February 14th with a unique printable gift tag. These are totally free (of course) and there's quite a few styles to choose from.
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Valentine's Day Appetizers

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Top 10 Valentine's Gifts For Him


10_magazines 10. Magazines
If she loves you as much as she says she does,   
she'll want you to stay up-to-date with the latest on   
your favorite sports teams or hot stock picks, with
 Fortune and Sports Illustrated.
She's Expecting
: To keep you occupied with the latest magazines so that she can finally get her hands on the remote.
Her Interest Level: 6/10

9_top_dvds 9. DVDs
So maybe she does have somewhat selfish 
motives for buying you guy movies like Gladiator
(Russell "echoes in eternity" Crowe) and Mission
 Impossible 2 (Tom "help me help you" Cruise). .
She's Expecting: You to forget about boys' night out and spend a quiet, cozy night at home with her instead.
Her Interest Level: 7/10

8_bar_set8. Bar Set
You'll have a crazy night at home, mixing all kinds of
obscure ingredients and getting drunk together.
She's Expecting: You to prepare all her favorite
 drinks, such as Amaretto Sour or Foxy Lady.
Her Interest Level: 7/10

7_champagne_truffles 7. Champagne & Truffles
She wants to tease your palate and get you ready for a 
taste of her own personal sweet treats.
She's Expecting: You to feed her chocolates and then wash them down with some fine champagne. If you're lucky, she might even let you lick it off her belly.
Her Interest Level: 8/10

6_grooming_gadgets 6. Grooming Products
Now she can ensure that you'll have no excuses when 
it comes to being all that you can be, physically.
She's Expecting: You to clip your nails, brush your teeth, wash your hands, and shave your beard before your next hot date together.
Her Interest Level: 8/10

4_cologne 5. Cologne
She wants to turn you into an irresistible man and rip 
off your clothes because she loves inhaling your
sexual scent.
She's Expecting: You to buy some trendy clothing to go with it, and finally dress well enough to walk down the street with her.
Her Interest Level: 8/10

3_wallet 4. Gift Accessories
She wants to help make you look more stylish by 
giving you trendy accessories such as a wallet, a hat, 
gloves, a warm scarf, or even a belt.
She's Expecting: You to take her out shopping at the finest boutiques and then cap the evening off with a romantic dinner.
Her Interest Level: 8.5/10

2_palm 3. Handheld Organizer
All your friends will envy you because you have the
most thoughtful woman in the world by your side.
She's Expecting: You to finally get organized and never miss an anniversary or birthday.
Her Interest Level: 9/10

5_intimate_gifts2. Intimate Bedroom Gifts
She wants to show you that she's willing to try everything with you because she wants to spend the rest of her life trying to make you happy.
She's Expecting: You to use your imagination, and make her Valentine's Day an orgasm-filled one.
Her Interest Level: 9.5/10

1_tag_heuer_kirium1. A Classy Watch
She wants to ensure that every time you check the time on your new watch, you'll take a pause for the cause and devote a couple of seconds to her in your thoughts.
She's Expecting: The relationship to move to a higher level, and for you to stop showing up late.
Her Interest Level: 9.5/10

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10_tv_blanket10. TV Cuddle Blanket
While a blanket might not seem like the most elaborate gift, its the perfect choice for those of you whose girlfriends look forward to lounging on the living room couch after a long day. The blanket has a built-in pocket to store the TV remote or a book, and is even designed with a pouch for her feet.

9_frame9. Picture Frames
Why? You've been with her long enough to know that you take the relationship seriously. A picture frame with the two of you in it will illustrate that you see a possible future together.
Bonus Points: A picture of the happy couple can win some big-time points, but if the frame includes a picture of only yourself, you're going to have some splainin' to do.

8_toys8. Romantic Toys For The Bedroom
Sex toys are used to enhance a couple's experience or for thrilling bedroom experiments. This Valentine's day, bring some excitement to the bedroom by showing her your inner bad boy.
Warning: Bedroom toys are considered a "side dish" to the main gift. Do not show up with a bedroom aid without bringing along a more personal gift. Remember, your gift reflects your thoughts.

7_charm_bracelet7. Charm Bracelet
The charming thing about a charm bracelet is that it allows you to add charms to the bracelet. Hence, it makes for a great training tool. Every time your princess does something spectacular or out of the ordinary -- that you benefit from -- you can reward her by adding another charm to her bracelet.

6_lingerie.jpg6. Lingerie
Most of the time, men will buy sexy lingerie for the woman in their lives. Purchasing lingerie is a little cliché, but it is generally well received by women. In order to stand out, you should consider purchasing something that is sexy, but with a little comfort for the lady in mind.

5_perfume5. Perfume
There's a reason a woman's fragrance is so important to both you and her. She wants to make sure her scent suits her personality, and you want to ensure the fragrance makes you want to cuddle up to her all day and night.
4_jewelry_box4. Jewelry Box
Make sure your woman has a unique, beautiful box to keep her precious jewelry in. This Valentine's Day, give her one worthy of her beauty.
Warning: The bigger the box, the more space you'll be obligated to fill up.

3_spa3. Spa Massage Gift Certificate
Treat her to a special day in which she gets treated like a princess. This all-day pampering will make her feel like a vibrant teenager again. After her princess treatment comes to an end, bring her home and treat her like a queen.

2_dance_lessons2. Dance Lessons Together
Women are deeply attracted to men who know how to dance without stepping all over their feet. This is the perfect time to sharpen your salsa skills, while spending a little more time closer to your love. This year, take dance lessons together and two-step your way to her heart.

1_jewelry1. Jewelry
Every woman dreams of holding her hair up while her man stands behind her and ties a golden necklace around her neck. Don't deprive your woman of such an experience; show her that you too can be a hopeless romantic.
Why? As long as jewelry makes a woman feel special, beautiful and like she's worth a million bucks, it will be her best friend. All women love to be spoiled with jewelry and your woman is no exception.

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Top 10 Valentine's Day Poems

As long as there have been poets, there have been love poems. After all, if love cannot inspire, what can? Our minds turn to love on special anniversaries, Valentine’s Day and weddings, but how to express it? We are not all blessed with the gift of poetic words. The list below may include a poem to serve the occasion but don’t pretend it’s yours. You will look very cheap when you are found out.

emily-dickinson10. ‘Wild Nights’ by Emily Dickinson
A leading American poet (1830 – 1836), she is one of the most accessible and popular poets.

oscar_wilde9. ‘We Are Made One with What We Touch and See’ by Oscar Wilde
Of course, it’s well known that Wilde’s romantic exploits got him into trouble, resulting in a two-year sentence for hard labour.

8. john-keatsBright Star’ by John Keats
A leading figure amongst the English Romantic poets, many of Keats’ poems are melancholic.

wendy_cope7. ‘Another Valentine’ by Wendy Cope
This is from the point of view of a couple that have been together a long time. At first, Cope seems slightly resentful that she is being forced into making a romantic declaration just because a certain date in the calendar demands it, but she gets into the spirit of the occasion and her love for her partner shines through. They are sure of each other, as shown by ‘you know I’m yours and I know you are mine’.

william_butler_yeats6. ‘A Drinking Song’ by W.B. Yeats
The title does not suggest a love poem and it’s debatable as to how much alcohol consumption is playing a part! Nevertheless, it is a romantic poem. The opening lines are ‘wine comes in at the mouth and love comes in at the eye’ Let’s hope they don’t regret it in the morning.
John_Fuller5. ‘Valentine’ by John Fuller
Perhaps the least well known poet on the list, he is an English writer, born in 1937, and is the son of the feted poet, Roy Fuller. This is a sensual poem, which celebrates the physical features of his beloved; ‘I like it when you tilt your cheek up’.  It’s a gently teasing poem with fun lines such as ‘I’d like to find you in the shower and chase the soap for half an hour’.

adrian_henri4. ‘Love Is’ by Adrian Henri
The late Henri, along with his fellow Liverpool poets, Roger McGough and Brian Patten, brought poetry to a new generation in their 1967 anthology, ‘The Mersey Sound’. It’s a poem about everyday love between everyday people but is strangely touching. ‘Love is a fan club with only two fans’ and ‘love is what happens when the music stops’.

elizabeth_barrett_browning3. ‘How Do I Love Thee’ by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Browning had the advantage of a good education, not given to most Victorian women in England. She blossomed as a poet and found love with fellow writer, Robert Browning. They married against her father’s wishes and eloped to Italy. It doesn’t get any more romantic than that. The opening lines to this poem are often quoted; ‘how do I love thee, let me count the ways’.
robert_burns2. ‘A Red, Red Rose’ by Robert Burns
This is both a poem and a song, first published in 1794. Burns is one of the most famous Scotsmen in the world and the anniversary of his birth, January 25th, is celebrated around the world with recitations, whisky and haggis (for those that can stomach it). Burns Night undoubtedly features this poem and the lines, ‘O, my love is like a red, red, rose, that is newly sprung in June’.

william-shakespeare1. ‘Love Sonnet 130’ by William Shakespeare
The most revered playwright in history also found time to compose 154 sonnets, published in 1609. The sonnets are a great source for quotations on the theme of love and passion. He was constantly preoccupied with the relationships between men and women in his writing. Number 130 glories in lines, such as ‘and yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare as any she belied with false compare’.


10 Best Love Stories of All Time

The editors at Reader's Digest Select Editions have come up with a list of 10 favorite, and timeless, love stories, each of which goes above and beyond basic romance.

1. The Thorn Birds by Colleen McCullough (1977)
Set in 1915 Australia, this remarkable saga chronicles the forbidden love between a beautiful, headstrong young girl and a priest. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll stay up way too late reading this fabulous story.

2. Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë/Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë (both 1847)
Really, how can you pick one Brontë over the other? Who is more romantic, Heathcliff or Mr. Rochester? Whose moors are mistier, whose foggy English countryside is more moody, whose manor house is more creepy? It's a tie -- both timeless romances are not to be missed.

3. The English Patient by Michael Ondaatje (1992)
Haunting and beautiful, Ondaatje's award-winning novel tells the story of four war-damaged souls living in an Italian monastery at the end of WWII, and the love story between two of them, the exhausted nurse Hana, and the severely burned unnamed English patient. Unforgettably unique.

4. True Believers by Nicholas Sparks (2005)
The latest 4-hanky love story by the master of sweet, heartwarming romantic tales. This one features a hotshot New York journalist and a plain-speaking Southern librarian, both of whom have been hurt by love before. Their differences are forgotten when love blossoms in this wonderfully escapist romantic read.

5. The French Lieutenant's Woman by John Fowles (1969)
A Victorian gentleman is engaged to a wealthy and suitable woman, but when he encounters a beautiful, mysterious woman rumored to be the forsaken lover of a French lieutenant, he becomes utterly smitten. Truly magnificent entertainment.

6. Chesapeake Blue by Nora Roberts (2002)
Passion abounds in this romance set on Maryland's Eastern Shore, where the rough-hewn Seth Quinn wins over Drusilla, the town's icy beauty. Great characters, great dialogue, fun and steamy scenes. True, Roberts has written a gazillion love stories, but this one is a real standout.

7. The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro (1989)
An aging butler named Stevens, who has performed his job to perfection for more than three decades, reflects on his life. But underneath his controlled exterior lurks a passionate and romantic soul that has been quashed during his years of unblemished service. In the twilight of his life, Stevens learns what love is all about. A fine literary novel.

8. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy (1877)
Trapped in a loveless marriage, Anna Karenina succumbs to temptation and embarks on a dangerous affair with the handsome Vronsky. Tragedy unfolds amid the canvas of 19th-century Russia, in the most famous of doomed love stories. A memorable and enduring classic.

9. Outlander by Diana Gabaldon (1991)
A powerhouse time-travel romance, this is the first in Gabaldon's hugely successful series. Strong, beautiful Claire Randall leads a double life, married to a man in one century, with a lover in another century. Filled with humor, passion, wit and wonderful Scottish scenery, this is one fast read for a 600-plus page book. Enjoy the wallow!

10. Follow the Stars Home by Luanne Rice (2000)
If you choose the wrong love, can you save your life from ruin? Years ago, thirtysomething Dianne married the wrong man -- the sexy lobster fisherman -- and not his kindly pediatrician brother. Years later, after tragedy strikes, can she reverse her bad fortune? Grab your tissues and find out in this touching weeper.
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When was the first Valentine's day celebrated?

(I have no original source on this one so it may be fact or fiction.)

The lover's holiday has its beginnings in the 4th century B.C. in Rome. The Romans held an annual lottery wherein young men would draw a young woman's name from a box. The couple would be assigned to each other the entire year for entertainment and pleasure. This celebration, traditionally held on February 15, also included banquets, dancing and foot races run in the nude.

Around A.D. 496, early church fathers sought an end to the pagan practice, but knew better than to upset the citizens by removing the lottery completely. Instead, they had teenagers pull the names of saints from the box. The teen was supposed to spend the year emulating that saint's life as much as possible, which was probably not as much fun as naked marathons. St. Valentine was chosen as the patron saint of the new event, and young Roman men resorted to courting females by sending handwritten notes delivered on February 14.

Interpreting Dreams

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"

Kids On Love and Marriage

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." Camille, age 10

"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." Freddie, age 6

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 10

Philosophy on Relationships

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Top 10/Best Happy Valentine Day SMS 2010

One of the easiest, fastest and deliriously secretive way to send Valentine Day greetings to your sweetheart these days is through a SMS . While on one hand, sending the Valentine day text message to lovers through a mobile ensures a speedy and timely dispatch, on the other it also costs almost nothing. As such, it gives both you and your lover a reason to feel happy.

  1. When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers. Remember that in those spaces, there will soon be my fingers, locked with yours 4ever!!!
  2. If I could be any part of YOU I would be your tear,
    To be conceived in your heart
    Born in your eyes…
    Live on your cheeks and
    Die on your lips
  3. When things go wrong
    When sadness fills your heart
    When tears flow in your eyes
    Always remember 3 things
    1. I'm with you
    2. Still with you
    3. Will ALWAYS with you
  4. A special smile a special face,
    A special someone no one can replace.
    I love you and always will,
    You've filled a space no one could fill.
  5. Those we Love,
    Never go away,
    They walk besides us everyday Unseen, Unheard,
    Still Near,
    Still Loved,
    Still Missed &
    Still Very Dear
    Just like you
  6. My love for you is like water,
    Falling countless…
    The beating of my heart for you
    Is heavy and soundless,
    The feeling of being in your arm is
    Precious and endless
  7. As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
    To b in your arms, I can't wait any longer.
    Look into my eyes & you'll see that it's true,
    Day & Night my thought r of U!!
  8. A word to say, a word to hear
    Even in your absence I feel you near
    OUR relation is strong, hope it goes long
    We will remain the same till the life goes on!
  9. All I Wanted Ws Someone 2 Care 4 Me
    All I Wanted Ws Someone Who Wud B There 4 Me
    All I Ever Wanted Ws Someone Who Wud B True
    All I Ever Wanted Ws Someone like U
  10. I had a heart n that is true,
    But now it has gone from me to you.
    So care for it just like I do,
    Because I have no heart n U have two.
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